The Cowboys' Micah Parsons situation went from bad to worse over the weekend, when the standout linebacker publicly requested a trade after his already drawn-out contract extension talks fell apart. In a Saturday statement posted on social media,

Brian Schottenheimer is doing his best to stay focused on the game-wrecking impact the 26-year-old can have on the gridiron. Parsons has totaled 52.5 sacks and 63 tackles for loss in just 63 games. Hopefully, everyone involved can manage to get some sleep amid this Texas-sized headache.